Problems of the day: 新義勇軍進行曲
起來,還沒有開户的人們,把你們的資金全部投入誘人的股市,中華民族到了最後發財的時刻,每個人都激情的發出了買入的吼聲,漲停,漲停,漲停,我們萬眾一心,冒著被套的風險,錢進,錢進,錢進,進 …(許知遠, given to me by friend Daniel). It's too hard to translate for my English readers but it's a spoof on the communist Chinese national anthem about money. It's utterly hilarious.